Huge thanks to GOOD for putting my dealbreaker, He Did What He Wanted online. I will note for the record that the original title was “He Pooped in a River,” although I’m thrilled with the one we settled on. Here’s a bit:
He just looked at us, grinning. He floated to a corner of the rock enclosure. Our shouting intensified until it registered. It was too late. He continued smiling at us the whole time.